Concerts are fun until you're too old and crotchety to tolerate things like getting someone else's urine on your shirt.
Remember the Recycled Orchestra from Paraguay we covered here? They lent Megadeth a hand in Colorado to perform "Symphony of Destruction." Destruction and rebirth go hand in hand, it seems.
Then the "guitarrist" feels so embarrassed that he locks himself in the bathroom after the show. His fans assume he's too conceited to come out and meet them and conclude that he's a douche canoe. NOBODY WINS AND EVERYTHING WAS TRAGIC.
Oh well, you can always dream.
Despite his forward-looking horn-rimmed glasses, a cop was not feeling generous about Le Tigre's performance during the Occupy Wall Street May Day protests.
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