Lollapalooza Lineup Unleashed

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You've got your '70s nostalgia with Black Sabbath, your '90s nostalgia with RHCP and At the Drive-In, your 2000s nostalgia with Jack White and Bloc Party, and your Mugatu-style "THEY'RE SO HOT RIGHT NOW" with The Weeknd and Frank Ocean. Looks like a pretty great mix overall (see the full list at Lolla's

"AMAZING"

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Concerts are fun until you're too old and crotchety to tolerate things like getting someone else's urine on your shirt.

The Reanimated Corpse of Tupac Performs at Coachella 2012

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"Reanimated corpse" isn't entirely accurate. It's actually a hologram of the late, great West-coast rapper, which gave a surprise performance to finish off the first week of Coachella 2012. This proves that (a) industry executives can own your body as well as your soul, and (b) '90s nostalgia has gotten WAY out of hand.

What Slayer Will Demand If They Play at Your Festival

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This was allegedly sent to the producers of the FunFunFun Fest in Austin, where Slayer played earlier this year, and dear god we hope it's real. Because as great as Slayer is, knowing that they order "hand sanitizer" AND "hand satanizer" makes them ten times as great.

Kurt Cobain Would Have Turned 45 Today

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It's also George Washington's birthday, but he was a better president than singer. Wooden teeth are terrible for your voice.

Rock FAILS Are Jazz WINS

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Then the "guitarrist" feels so embarrassed that he locks himself in the bathroom after the show. His fans assume he's too conceited to come out and meet them and conclude that he's a douche canoe. NOBODY WINS AND EVERYTHING WAS TRAGIC.