If we take Eazy-E as an example, the only way to stay dangerous is to die. The longer you live, the greater the chance you'll make decidedly non-dangerous music or star in a family-friendly comedy.
With all the feel-good family movies Ice Cube's been making lately, they might as well go back and paste pun-friendly clip art over his face in the old N.W.A. videos, Lucas-style.
When they're together, they're a Jay-Z song. When she's by herself, she's an N.W.A. song. GENIUS.
Lil Wayne announced today that he'd be taking an indefinite hiatus from rapping to dedicate himself to a pursuit that will (hopefully) give him much less overexposure: skateboarding. Oh yeah, and that thing with the Mars landing happened, too.
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