The latest song from the mysteriously awkward YouTube rap star Krispy Kreme celebrates the joys of receiving fancy holiday presents like a WWE metal lunch box and a pair of new Nikes.
Because everyone with two ears and a heart loves Phil Collins, organizers in New York City have been declaring February 15th the official Phil Collins Day for the past six years. Last year's celebration included a Phil Collins parade.
This year will feature a "Phil Collins Confessional Booth," in which devotees will wear Phil Collins masks and confess their "loves, heartbreaks, obsessions and degradations" to a camera. The footage will be sent to Phil Collins, who presumably will absolve your pain through his pixie tears or something. Why not?
Someone or something or other decided that today was Play Your Ukulele Day. Fair enough! Here's a rundown of some custom-built models by Etsy store Celentano Woodworks, just in case you weren't already convinced that the ukulele is the World's Most Whimsical Instrument™.