Deep down, you enjoy being trolled. Admit it.

C'mon, Axl, we know you're upset that nobody liked Chinese Democracy, but don't take it out on us.

Ridiculously Photogenic Metalhead: Throws a bottle at a Guns and Roses show, Axl Rose magically turns into Kurt Cobain (not really metal, but neither is Guns and Roses).

Oh Slowpoke, you are the only meme that can never be a good hipster. I will shed a single tear on your behalf.

When Against Me! named their debut album Reinventing Axl Rose, I doubt they had modern-day Axl Rose in mind.