He could have won accolades based solely on the Star Wars reference and lame puns about guitarbonite, but Travis Stevens carried through and crafted a polished-looking guitar mod shaped like Han Solo's carbonite prison. Would Solo mind that you're fingering his genital area even if he's trapped in hibernation?
Oh, and the current owner of that guitar is Tom Moody, the co-founder of Evanescence. So there's that.
George Dennehy's performance of the Goo Goo Dolls at the Strawberry Faire in Ashland, Virginia, using only his feet, won him a scholarship to major in the performance arts.
Anyone who makes any inappropriate jokes about this amazing feat is the most heartless scumbag in the world, hands down.