Then the "guitarrist" feels so embarrassed that he locks himself in the bathroom after the show. His fans assume he's too conceited to come out and meet them and conclude that he's a douche canoe. NOBODY WINS AND EVERYTHING WAS TRAGIC.
The Empire Rocks Back.
[technabob via TDWGeek]
Then again, if you were REALLY an amazing guitarist, you'd know the three or four chords needed to play along to any given pop song.
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