Music FAILS: The Six Levels of Social Self-Exile

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Music FAILS: The Six Levels of Social Self-Exile
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What level are you guys? Are you socially functioning radio jammers or introverted math-drone free thinkers? DISCUSS.

An Abridged History of Western Music in 16 Genres

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CDZA outdoes itself by proving not only that Louis Armstrong is still alive, but that he's immortal.

How Do YOU Rank?

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How Do YOU Rank?
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In order to free yourself from the perpetual cycle of good music and bad music that causes joy and suffering, respectively, in every genre, you must transcend to a higher order of genre where all the music is the same and there is no "good" or "bad." We used a similar chart before, but this one introduces the level of transcendence. Level ∞+1 is smooth jazz and Kenny G.

Where are you guys? There's no wrong place to be!

A ___-Man Band

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A ___-Man Band
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Take a fish, put glitter on every third or fourth scale, place it onstage, and BOOM! instant pop star.