freddie mercury

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Freddie Mercury wasn't actually gay, he just ran out of women and had to move on to men.

The Real Genius
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An edited version of the original lyrical comparison has far less patience for The Bell Jar-esque angst.

Hey Handsome
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He's got a black tank top handy so he can match with the album cover in his right hand, too.