Let the Piano Be Your Wingman

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Picking Up Girls Using Only Blink-182 Lyrics

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If there's anything we can learn from this, it's to say "sorry" nervously after you quote lyrics that are especially suggestive.

Romantic FAIL

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On a side note, Three Days Grace doesn't even do the song "She Hates Me."

Trust in the Mustache

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Freddie Mercury wasn't actually gay, he just ran out of women and had to move on to men.

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