TL;DR Version: Don't Date Musicians

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TL;DR Version: Don't Date Musicians
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What if you're dating a cellist? Can you start fights before shows if it's a symphony orchestra?

Practice Safe Aural Sex

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A Swedish creative studio set out to make a safe sex PSA, but might have accidentally discovered the next great instrument of our time.

Let the Piano Be Your Wingman

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Check out more ways to make it while you fake it at College Humor!

Gwar Gives Dating Advice

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Remember that time when Gwar offered to answer your dating questions? They came through! Listen to their Sage Wisdom From Beyond the Stars and all your dreams will come true.