On a side note, Three Days Grace doesn't even do the song "She Hates Me."

He could have chosen Peter Gabriel 13 different times, but Peter Gabriel, as the most well-read of the dating handbook know, is strictly for getting back together after a break-up.

What if you're dating a cellist? Can you start fights before shows if it's a symphony orchestra?

Comedy rappers Emmanuel and Phillip Hudson do a spot-on impression of a squabbling couple.

Freddie Mercury wasn't actually gay, he just ran out of women and had to move on to men.

A site dedicated to captioning Metalocalypse screenshots with text message conversations? Sure, why not?

Remember the overly attached girlfriend who sang that ... interesting ... version of Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend?" She's back, this time with her own rendition of "Call Me Maybe." Chills and creepy stalker vibes abound.