Can you count to four? Great! You're qualified!
j/k conducting is a very demanding job that requires skill and talent pleasedon'tkillme
Isn't it dangerous to hold that big needle thing so close to your neck?
Bonus points for "Strauss relief" (did you notice that one? I bet you didn't).
Checkmate, dubstep haters.
Either he's the most ignorant record store employee alive, or the most condescending.
Okay, so "O Fortuna" is technically part of a cantata and not an opera, but this is the INTERNET, where everything is SLIGHTLY INCORRECT.
As a white person, I've probably used "yo" more often when talking about contemporary cellists than when saying hello in a casually idiomatic manner.