There must have been a shortage of babysitters in Belfast last week. And don't worry, concerned citizens! We're fairly certain that's a lollipop she has in her mouth and not a "chimney stick."

Preach it, Mark Hoppus! (via College Humor)

I guess "Kurt's Song" would have been an equally valid name.

If there's anything we can learn from this, it's to say "sorry" nervously after you quote lyrics that are especially suggestive.

People who take things too seriously are so much fun to play with.

Let's be fair. Enema of the State is 13 years old, and she's aged pretty gracefully. Plus, the album cover image was almost certainly airbrushed and retouched. But still, WHAT IS THIS THAT TIME HATH WROUGHT?