No spoilers here. Transcribe it yourselves.
Thanks to the horrible songwriting, the mercilessly autotuned vocals and merciless synths, the tacky costume and set designs, and the creepy sexualization of 12-year-olds (yes, she is 12 years old), this video has already racked in well over half a million views
in three days. Edit: WHAT YEAR IS IT
It's tough being a Hufflepuff. They're not courageous like those in Gryffindor, not smart like those in Ravenclaw, and they can't even aspire to be evil masterminds like members of Slytherin. They're just vaguely friendly and won't douche out on you. This parody of Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" tries to put some pride back into the most overlooked house.