Attention Gwar Fans!

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Attention Gwar Fans!
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That's right! Is your loved one complaining you spend too much time butchering the innocent in the carrion-strewn hellpits across town? Are you having trouble finding someone who shares your dread loathing of the puny wretches who people the earth? Gwar will relieve you from the festering stink of existential rot!

Slow Jams With the President

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In case you missed it last night or everywhere else around the interwebs today, Obama totally did a sexy slow jam with Jimmy Fallon and the Roots on Late Night. He's definitely earned the smooth pickup artist vote.

No I Am Not Interested in Nicki Minaj Go Away

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Nicki Minaj's latest album, Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded, came out yesterday. Or something. BUT YOU DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT IT HERE.

Glee Logic: Is there any?

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Glee Logic: Is there any?
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For the "doesn't deserve nice font" line alone, this post gets 10 out of 10 (twenty-somethings pretending that they're teen) stars.