That's right! Is your loved one complaining you spend too much time butchering the innocent in the carrion-strewn hellpits across town? Are you having trouble finding someone who shares your dread loathing of the puny wretches who people the earth? Gwar will relieve you from the festering stink of existential rot!

Steve Buscemi's peerless portrayal of a teenager on the television docudrama 30 Rock was so opaque that I often couldn't tell which character was an actual teenager and which character was Steve Buscemi.

The punctuation is especially important.

What have you done with Bill Cosby and why are you wearing his sweaters?