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Remember that time when Gwar offered to answer your dating questions? They came through! Listen to their Sage Wisdom From Beyond the Stars and all your dreams will come true.

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Be warned, this isn't your grandmother reading a bedtime story and it does contain language.

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That's right! Is your loved one complaining you spend too much time butchering the innocent in the carrion-strewn hellpits across town? Are you having trouble finding someone who shares your dread loathing of the puny wretches who people the earth? Gwar will relieve you from the festering stink of existential rot!

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