When Digg founder Kevin Rose saw a raccoon attacking his dog Toaster in the middle of the night over the weekend, he didn't waste a second to hesitate. This is what happened.

Not sure how to feel about this.

I was elected to lead, not to read!

It's tough being a Hufflepuff. They're not courageous like those in Gryffindor, not smart like those in Ravenclaw, and they can't even aspire to be evil masterminds like members of Slytherin. They're just vaguely friendly and won't douche out on you. This parody of Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" tries to put some pride back into the most overlooked house.