When Digg founder Kevin Rose saw a raccoon attacking his dog Toaster in the middle of the night over the weekend, he didn't waste a second to hesitate. This is what happened.

If you don't get this joke, check out this performance of Cage's 4'33". If Youtube makes you watch a commercial before the performance, you'll probably understand and appreciate it more.

That feel when you spend your days filtering such misbegotten drivel through your ears that you forget what it feels like to enjoy music.

The character of Patrick Bateman in the book/movie American Psycho was infamous for, among other things, waxing philosophic on the genius of 1980s Top 40 acts such as Phil Collins and Huey Lewis and the News before cold-bloodedly butchering victims. Author Bret East Ellis might be working on a sequel to American Psycho, and if so, he's already fleshing out the character's attitude towards popular music today.

Artist Christian Marclay mixed together record sleeves to create these and other collages in a series called "Body Mix." He did all this in 1991, way before you kids got so crazy about vinyl sleeve heads, also get off my lawn thankyouverymuch.