Never, ever, ask your girlfriend to make you a sandwich while you sit on your ass and do nothing, she won't make you a sandwich, she'll kick you out of her house. #LFMEx-Boyfriend'sF
If the "Submit a Fail Lesson" box isn't on LFMF, odds are your old, confused computer just loaded the page in a weird order. #LFMine and its F's
Never ever ask yourself the question why a mirror flips left and right but not bottom and top. This question will haunt you for the rest of your day and night and it will reduce productivity of you and your colleagues to a minimum. #LFMF
When you say you want to role play for fun sexy time with your fiancee this afternoon, do not proceed to tell her, "after Around the Horn". She will feel like she is not as important to you as Tony Reali. #LFMfiance'sF
When you are setting off fireworks with your other Hunger Games nerd friends, it's a good idea to say "Fireworks are fun" not "I'm Cinna!" #LF my sister's F
When that patron at the really cool water park tells you to watch certain parts of your anatomy for the water, don't turn to your male friend and warn them. It might just happen to you and they will laugh when you manage to get your bearings back. #LFMF
If you're playing Skyrim for the first time, and you have no idea what you're doing, so you're just catching salmon and go into deeper water, make sure your boyfriend pays attention to you, when you ask him about watermonsters. "No there are none" means; 'There are none in the waters you were walking.' They are in the deep rivers. You'll try to catch a slaughterfish, and you will not notice it's not a salmon, untill it already opened his mouth wide enough to eat you. You will pause the game. #LF
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