If your plastic watch band is breaking, and your watch has fallen off, never mind how poor you are, drive to the store and by a replacement band. Otherwise, in the middle of the night, you will need to use the toilet. When you get back to bed, you will only then notice your watch is missing. At least this will tell you what happened to the $950 college graduation ring, for which you waited an extra 29 years. That fell off a couple times, too. That thought will finally wake you up fully. #LF
Never try Color Mask to make your new light brown hair color look a bit warmer. It really colors your hair and you will end up with two-colored hair: the top is strawberry red and the bottom is still cold light brown. All the stores are closed and you will be pissed, because you didn't buy your own hair mask with some other color than red. You just decided to borrow it from a friend, because a bottle of Color Mask was so expensive. #LFMF
Even though you've read through all the LFMF's, and you think you can manage to listen to Rebecca Black without exploding your brains, don't try. No other song will kick it out of your brain. #LFMF
When punching holes in your garage wall to let out your frustrations, remember, every 6 inches or so is a placement of a stud. Your good hand will eventually find that stud, making you forget all about your anger. For the next coming months, you will be finding out how ambidextrous you can possibly be. #LFMF
Be careful of looking back through old Neverwinter Nights logs of playing your favorite character - especially if you happen to be listening to songs you listened to a lot at the time. You might enjoy the nostalgia and good memories, but you might also end up crying your eyes out. #LFMF
When you meet a friend of your boyfriend, who is also in a committed relationship with his partner, get to know him and his humor before talking about anything sexual. Otherwise you might believe him when he suggests that the four of you guys fill a kiddie pool with KY jelly and wrestle. You'll have found a supply of animal birthing lubricant, and be discussing the details of the sex your sure to have after wrestling, when he tells you that he was only joking. #LFMF
When researching a character for cosplay, namely height, be careful of what you say. In my case, Edward Elric is 4' 11", while I am 5'. When the character is short but does something to make him taller, and you can reach that height by going to the same extra measures, be careful of your vocabulary. Especially when you are female, and around two males.
Correct: Oh, I can reach that height and be as realistic as possible!
Incorrect: Oh, I can do him!
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