I'll Take Your Word for It

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Do NOT think of Fullmetal Alchemist while drinking fruit punch. Everyone will stare at you for making strange faces. Father may be pretty emotionless, but that doesn't mean you are. #LFMF
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Your Kiss is on My...

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When your boyfriend leans in to kiss you, misses and kisses your nose, it's kinda awkward. Don't laugh(at least not until he leaves), or tell his or your bestfriend about it. It just makes things more awkward. #LFMF
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I am Woman, Hear Me Roar

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I looked up the word "Woman" on Urban Dictionary. All faith in humanity has been lost. #LFMF
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Pants Off Dance Off

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Before sexy times, make sure your pants are off. Zippers are no fun. #LFMF
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Was it That Big of a Difference?

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Bad idea: confusing $8,90 for $9,80 when paying the bill in a restaurant. - Worse idea: saying in front of the waiter that the generous tip was a mistake on your part. - Terrible idea: requiring the waiter to return you the difference. #LFMF
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