Guys, never assume that any part of your wife's/girlfriend's beauty regimen is done 'just for you.' However, if you are too conceited or just plain stupid enough to think it, never tell her she doesn't have to keep doing it for 'your' sake. You will be sleeping on the couch. #LF my husband's F
If you're looking for something to watch before you go to bed, do NOT settle for The Amityville Haunting; you will never sleep again. #LFMF.
When painting with ink it is always good to remember that it is waterproof; it is particularly good to remember this before you accidentally spill it on your phone screen. #LFM paintingF
No matter how much I scroll up on the mouse wheel, it will not cause the camera at the event venue to pan upwards. #LFMF
Yes you are emetophobic (phobia of vomiting), and yes you don't feel awesome after eating that hamburger. For the love of all things that are holy, do NOT watch Tosh.0 when you know for a fact they like to show vomiting clips... Panic attacks at 2am are always fun. #LFMEpicF
Don't get into poison ivy the same week your father has open-heart surgery. The extra stress hormones in your body from dealing with him, will mean that you have a worse reaction: Including a poison ivy tramp stamp the size of a saucer. #LFMF
When choosing work over family, beware!
I learned not to end sentences with prepositions from the movie Beavis and Butt-head Do America, and it was The Simpsons that taught me about sentence fragments. #LFAmericanEducation'sF