Before sitting down on that nice new red carpet, make sure it's not 50 billion fire ants. #LFMF
I had faith in humanity, but then i heard about the people supporting James Holmes. #LFMF
Do not use a Mac at home when you have a Windows Machine at work. You will expect your Windows machine to respond and work like a Mac does, and you will end up with your workstation hanging and crashing and several angry calls to the IT department who will check your workstation and inform you that it is working as intended.
Yes, you just had a very long quartet performance, but please change your clothes before going for a walk. It's dark, and you'll stop under the one streetlight to fix your flashlight. The man across the street will see you barefoot and in a formal black dress, and freak out because he thinks you're a ghost. #LFMF
I went to Costco on a Saturday. In Utah. #LFMF
You know you've been watching too much subtitled anime when you speak only English, but you've started thinking to yourself in Japanese. It's so annoying when you can't understand your own thoughts because of this. #LFMF
Never show a friend you've known no more than a couple years over the Internet a drawing from your private notebook. You can practically sense the awkwardness overseas. #LFMF
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