Right: "I put the picture of your dad up on the wall."
Wrong: "Your dad is hung." #LFMF
Correct wording: "I can't wait to study pharmacology and illicit substances as a part of my final year in forensic science"
Incorrect wording: "I can't wait to do drugs next year"
You WILL be met with disturbed expressions if you take the former. #LFMF
Correct:The warm air blowing from the laptop always makes it hot in here.
Incorrect: The laptop gets me so hot. #LFMF
The lyrics are "I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend," not "I wish you would step off of that ledge my friend." #LFMF
There is a HUGE difference between saying "I like shorter girls" and saying "I like little girls." #LFMF
Correct: I could beat him in an eating contest if it were set up like a drinking game.
Incorrect: I could eat him under the table. #LFMF
Correct: My daughter now is of the age which she prefers to sleep in her own bed.
Incorrect: My daughter stopped sleeping with me.
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