Oedipus-In-Law

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Right: "I put the picture of your dad up on the wall." Wrong: "Your dad is hung." #LFMF
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Depends on What's Playing on the Monitor

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Correct:The warm air blowing from the laptop always makes it hot in here. Incorrect: The laptop gets me so hot. #LFMF
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Not as Emo as I Thought

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The lyrics are "I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend," not "I wish you would step off of that ledge my friend." #LFMF
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I Prefer Women of the Diminutive Persuasion

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There is a HUGE difference between saying "I like shorter girls" and saying "I like little girls." #LFMF
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Om Nom Nom

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Correct: I could beat him in an eating contest if it were set up like a drinking game. Incorrect: I could eat him under the table. #LFMF
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Someone call the CPS...

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Correct: My daughter now is of the age which she prefers to sleep in her own bed. Incorrect: My daughter stopped sleeping with me.
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