If you are a man who wears glasses, never look down when you pee. #LFMF
Gentlemen, when you are standing to urinate and feel a sneeze coming on, stop one or the other from happening. #LFMF.
Beagles are, contrary to popular belief, rather smart dogs. It does not take them long to work out that they can take over the best spot in bed by getting right up to your ear as you sleep and letting out a loud howl. You will wet your pants, the dog will take over the bed. #LFMF
Even if you're in a rush, take your penis out AFTER you enter the bathroom. Someone could be in there. #LFMF