Ixnay on the Axatives-Lay

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however funny it may be to stop people from eating your food by putting laxatives in it,it is not so funny when your child does it to your pets. #muddyrugs #LFMF
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Too Ashamed To Say

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When sneaking a picture of your penis on your wife's cell phone background to surprise her make sure she will be the first one to turn on her phone and not her mother. #LFMF
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Not Pretend Any More

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Before you pretend to dump pepsi on your friend, make sure the can is empty. #LFMF
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