Don't tell your teacher you're afraid of stone angel sculptures because of Doctor Who. Your seat will be changed to the one right next to her angel sculpture and she'll sneak it into your locker on the last day of school. Also, don't let your friends know about it, they'll help her. #LFMF
however funny it may be to stop people from eating your food by putting laxatives in it,it is not so funny when your child does it to your pets. #muddyrugs #LFMF
When trying to pull an April Fools joke on your Mom, think about it first. While telling her that on your FIRST TIME driving out on the free way that you crashed into the railing and can't move may be funny, when she calls 9-1-1 they won't be so amused to find out that you were joking. In fact, they will be really mad as will your Mom. #LFMF
Don't tell the slower kid in your driving ed class that the white border around the stop signs means they are optional to stop. He will take his driving test with a deputy. He will blow a stop sign. He will fail his driving test. He will get a ticket and a six month suspension from taking the test again. You will feel like a complete a-hole. #LFMF
When sneaking a picture of your penis on your wife's cell phone background to surprise her make sure she will be the first one to turn on her phone and not her mother. #LFMF
If you decide to have a practical joke war for an entire week with your brother, remember why he was kicked out of three summer camps. You will be hit with RPG's (rocket propelled garbage), woken up at 3 am and locked out of the house naked, and be covered with shaving cream when you fall asleep on the couch. This will end badly. #LFMF
Before you pretend to dump pepsi on your friend, make sure the can is empty. #LFMF
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