When potty training your toddler, if he refuses to do #2 in the potty do not give him prune juice while he is wearing big boy underwear. It will help him go and you will wash poop off many pairs of underpants and the floor. #LFMF
When you have a dog who is paper trained to a fault, never accidently drop a tootsie roll wrapper in the middle of the kitchen floor. #LFMF
If you have a child who is toilet trainng, stories about pet alligators getting flushed into the sewers and growing to enormous size are generally a no-no. #LFMF
Do not give a child a bubble bath before she is potty trained. She will take a crap in there, and you will not know about it until later in the evening after the bubbles have dissipated. You will be scarred for life.
Never call out to toddler on the potty. He may jump up to come see you and pee on everything in the room. #LFMF
If you are trying to potty train your two-year-old daughter in a public restroom and "leading by example," make sure the door is locked. She will run out and there just might be people with a clear line of sight to your junk... #LFMF
Do not feed hot wings to a child in the middle of potty training. #LFMF