2 Late

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When potty training your toddler, if he refuses to do #2 in the potty do not give him prune juice while he is wearing big boy underwear. It will help him go and you will wash poop off many pairs of underpants and the floor. #LFMF
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DON'T Let Me See Your Tootsie Roll

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When you have a dog who is paper trained to a fault, never accidently drop a tootsie roll wrapper in the middle of the kitchen floor. #LFMF
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There's a surprise in the bathtub

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Do not give a child a bubble bath before she is potty trained. She will take a crap in there, and you will not know about it until later in the evening after the bubbles have dissipated. You will be scarred for life.
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My Son, the Sprinkler

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Never call out to toddler on the potty. He may jump up to come see you and pee on everything in the room. #LFMF
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Better Stick to Carrots

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Do not feed hot wings to a child in the middle of potty training. #LFMF
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