That class you just fell asleep in is NOT health class, and unlike health class, the answer to everything in math class is NOT "penis in vagina". #LFMF
Many of life's questions could be answered by this response.
Even if you're in a rush, take your penis out AFTER you enter the bathroom. Someone could be in there. #LFMF
When your husband gets out of the shower and starts to do a little dance get out of the way because he will trip over a table and you will end up with a penis in your eye. #LFMF
When sneaking a picture of your penis on your wife's cell phone background to surprise her make sure she will be the first one to turn on her phone and not her mother. #LFMF
Correct: 'This new beanie is surprisingly not even itchy on my forehead skin' Incorrect: Shortening that sentence to 'This beanie is surprisingly not even itchy on my foreskin'
Especially if you're a girl. #LFMF
When in doubt, it's not a woman. #LFMF
Never send a picture of Anthony Weiner's junk to your ex-girlfriend. She might think it's your junk. #LFMF
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