If you must stand by your window at night to use your remote car starter, remember that people outside can see in when your naked body is illuminated by a lamp right by the window. You may never know if your landlady got a show when she went to plug in her car.
If you are just learning how to lucid dream, don't try to take control of a "naked in public" dream by shouting to the universe about why you are not allowed clothing. Your shouts might occur in real life, you'll wake your husband, and he'll be very confused. #LFMF
If you're in the habit of just wearing your dressing gown for the rest of the evening after a bath, don't answer the door. Just don't. It won't be whoever you thought it was. It will be the boyscouts. They will stare. You will feel awkward. #LFMF
Don't joke about how you're afraid that, one of these days, you'll forget to button your shirt back up after nursing your baby and before walking out of the house. You will. #LFMF
When you're trying on bikini tops, remember to put both your bra and shirt back on before leaving the dressing room to find another size. The fitting room attendant will not mention anything... just stare. #LFMF
Ladies: if you're tweezing your eyebrows in the nude just after a nice, hot shower, always remember which hand holds the razor sharp tweezers before scratching that horrible itch on your oh-so tender nipple. Trust me on that one. #LFMF
While your husband might appreciate you walking around the house with your top off because your nipples are sore from breastfeeding, Jehovah's witnesses do not. #LFMF
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