Remember that that friend you're trying to get ahold of? Yeah, she gave you her mom's number cause she doesn't have a cell phone. Remember this when you text her to come sit by you in the hallway cause you're lonely. It'll get awkward when she says she's your friends mom but tells you to have a "super" day. #LFMF
When sneaking a picture of your penis on your wife's cell phone background to surprise her make sure she will be the first one to turn on her phone and not her mother. #LFMF
You shouldn't peek down a girl's low-cut shirt when her mom is around. She may not notice, but her MOM will. #LFMF
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