Velcro Shirt

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If you are bored at home alone, never think it would be a good idea to shave every last hair from your body. You will itch like a mofo for ages after. #LFMF
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Don't Mind Me!

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Never go to the washroom after eating raw cayenne peppers before an important meeting; unless you like trying to scratch down there like a ninja. #LFMF
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Just having my usual pre-meeting cayenne pepper snack!

Learn From Alittlesleepy's Fail

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I don't care how much you're itching, ALWAYS read the bottle before you take allergy medicine. If you don't, you'll take two 24 hour doses and sleep for 48 hours.
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Learn From I'madingdong's Fail

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While taking a bath resist the urge to scratch your itchy knees with a pumice stone. You will relieve the itch but live with the worst rug burn you've ever had for a week.
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Learn From that's the spot's Fail

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No matter how bad an itch you have. Never tell your girlfriend that scratching is better than sex. You'll be scratching all by yourself for a couple of weeks. #LFMF
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OhSoItchy

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If you have an article of clothing that becomes covered in fiberglass insulation, do not wash said article of clothing with your underwear.
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