Do not keep a tampon in your jacket pocket if your next class is health. It will fall out of your pocket and roll to the front of the classroom. The teacher will get super excited about 'womanhood' and spend half the lesson discussing periods, using YOU as the example. #LFMF
That class you just fell asleep in is NOT health class, and unlike health class, the answer to everything in math class is NOT "penis in vagina". #LFMF
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