If you work for a big shipping company, and the customer tells you that one of their items will leak if turned upside-down; don't try it yourself, your hands will smell like apples, and your manager will laugh at you in front of the customer. #LFMF
When in a hurry, it is best to forgo using the curling iron. You may just grab the wrong end.
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If you are kind of a hypochondriac and you're boyfriend is worse than you are, do not send him a picture of the random tiny cuts that just appeared on your hand/wrist after doing the washing up. Especially if you have been complaining of being itchy recently. He will be convinced you have scabies, which will in turn convince you. You will freak out until your mother(an ex-nurse) comes home and confirms it is definitely not scabies. #LFMF
Scaybe, scaybe not.
After cutting Jalapeño peppers, make sure you wash your hands REALLY well before taking a shower. The sensitive skin on your torso will thank you.
Before you instinctively try to catch something, remember that it is covered in liquid hot-glue. second degree burns are bad, but even worse on the palm of your hand. And good luck peeling dry glue off of a burn.
When chopping habinero peppers. Always wash your hands before going to the bathroom. The oil and juices will cause your junk to burn for hours.
Just because you used your hands to apply sunscreen to the rest of your body does not mean that your hands will not get sunburnt. Getting severe sunburn on the back of your hands is rather annoying. #LFMF
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