If you are kind of a hypochondriac and you're boyfriend is worse than you are, do not send him a picture of the random tiny cuts that just appeared on your hand/wrist after doing the washing up. Especially if you have been complaining of being itchy recently. He will be convinced you have scabies, which will in turn convince you. You will freak out until your mother(an ex-nurse) comes home and confirms it is definitely not scabies. #LFMF
Scaybe, scaybe not.