When chopping habinero peppers. Always wash your hands before going to the bathroom. The oil and juices will cause your junk to burn for hours.
When throwing a dinner party and preparing lots of food, prepare your veg before you get dressed up. Or at least check that your nice new floaty shirt isn't between the knife and the chopping board.
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