Insanitizer

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Maintaining proper sanitation when replacing your contact lens is smart. Using 68% alcohol hand sanitizer for that purpose is not. Your eyeball will burn with the fury of a sun while you cry and wait for the pain to fade. #LFMF
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What's Cooking?

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Never stand behind your brother whilst he's cooking. When he burns himself you'll get a face full of elbow. #LFMF
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Open Ear, Insert Foot Lotion

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After using a foot lotion that contains cinnamon and black pepper, DO NOT stick your little finger in your ear if it itches. It will burn, you will regret it and your ear will itch 100 times worse than before! #LFMF
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Paste Face

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Don't advise someone to keep toothpaste on their face overnight to get rid of a spot. It will burn their face in their sleep and you will feel guilty. #LFMF
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Little Earthquakes

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If you have just started hiccupping, for the love of God, DO NOT pick up the cup of coffee you have just made. You will hiccup, it will go everywhere, and you will be sad. #LFMF
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