Learn From Cleftlip's Fail

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Never think that your pet turtle will want to give you a kiss. Even if it is your birthday. #LFMF
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Learn From StupidHusband's Fail

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When your wife asks you if want her to do something "special" for your birthday, "the dishes" is not what she had in mind. #LFMF
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Learn From Phillaw's Fail

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When hiring a clown for your three year olds birthday party, first check to be sure he dosen't have a fear of clowns. #LFMF
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ooglek

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When discussing your wife's birthday present, don't mention you got it at a 7-11 at 11:30 the previous night, even if she loves it. #LFMF
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