When taking your girlfriend to the beach for a picnic, never put the keys to your future father-in-law's vehicle in the pocket of your swim trunks. It will be a common joke years later. #LFMF

Before wearing a brand new bikini to the beach, make sure you check to see if it gets see-through when wet, unless you like finding out at the same time as everyone else at the beach. #LFMF