Oedipus-In-Law

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Right: "I put the picture of your dad up on the wall." Wrong: "Your dad is hung." #LFMF
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Don't Get On a Civil Servant's Bad Side

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Never let the Division of Motor Vehicles Clerks piss you off before they take your Driver's License photo because they WIN every time you have to show your license. #LFMF
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Smile for the Camera

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Before a class photo (or any other photo), DONT PICK YOUR NOSE!!! After the photo, You'll be wondering "Where did my booger go?" It was on your nose during the photo. #LFMF
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Learn From "Detained"'s Fail

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When your group is taking tourist photos in the airport, do not stick your head into the frame and exclaim "PHOTOBOMB!" Security has never heard of Photobomb and will not believe your explanation.
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I'm the girlfriend.

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When your girlfriend asks you if the naked photos you took of her make her look fat, the correct answer is ALWAYS no. LFMF
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