If you're trying to scoot around somebody's chair in a cafeteria because you're terribly shy and want to avoid that little social interaction, remember that "Excuse me" draws much less attention to you than knocking over a potted tree that was behind said person, which then strikes a third person on the head. The entire cafeteria will stare at you in awkward silence. #LFMF
If you write homosexual, erotic fiction in your free time then for the love of god don't tell your siblings! If it wasn't awkward enough already, it will only become more awkward when they tell you that they actually liked it and repeatedly ask for updates. Your relationship will never be the same. #LFMF
Guys, if you live in a separate country and have for several years and if you want to confess your love to the girl of your dreams... just make sure she remembers you... It'll get really awkward, really fast #LFMF
Ladies, always remember that very last tampon of your cycle. It's both awkward AND painful when your husband discovers it.
For goodness sake, when you are in desperate need of a bathroom, do NOT just open the bathroom door. Your brother will be in there. Naked. Doing things. It will be embarrassing for both of you. #LFMF
When going to meet your daughter's teacher at her conference, keep in mind that he is waving at you, not asking for a high five. It will be really awkward...really really awkward. #LFMmom'sF
Correct: I was finally told the start date of my exchange program! Incorrect: I finally have a date! Your entire class will have heard you say this to your friend and you will get awkward awkward applause. #LFMF
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