If you want to be romantic and buy $100 worth of fireworks because the girl you like was on vacation out of the country on the 4th of July, be sure she's not going to friendzone you after your awesome fireworks display. #LFMF

When chewing gum, remember you are wearing a surgical mask before blowing a bubble. #LFMF

Girls, while shaving your legs, you'll probably want to use your non-razor hand at the same time to slide along and check for smoothness. Just don't get too close; it's all too easy to come along with the razor, catch a fingernail of the other hand, and rip it right down to the skin. #LFMF

Never ever write down something on a whiteboard with a PERMANENT marker. #LFMF

Never play peek-a-boo with a dog. Your face will thank you. #LFMF

When staying in a hotel room with your brother, for the love of god, check who's knocking before opening the door. You might think it's your mom and try to be funny and make the NO face and answer, but it's really a housekeeper. A really shocked housekeeper. #LFMF

Find your bright pink vibrator BEFORE your friends come over, or they will... prominently displayed on your bedside table. #LFMF