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UPDATE: Daily Dose aka mariotehplumber has issued an "apology" and retirement video stating the whole thing was an act, and he's quitting this persona. Take it as you will. Original post is below:

In an interview with Nintendo Nuggets, extreme troll and Bitter Betty "Daily Dose" reveals he's already pre-ordered 100 Rosalina Amiibo figurines because he hates her, and he doesn't want you to feel any joy.  No, really:

[It's] a vengeance against the people who ridiculed me, insulted me, and are fans of stuff I hate. I do not appreciate Rosalina appearing in almost every recent Mario game to date this is pissing me off. Lets see… Mk8, Mario golf on 3ds as Dlc, 3dworld as a secret character, Smash bros 4, and more recently Mario Party 10. The fact Nintendo promotes her so much and people praise her is just disgusting. I hate her fans too I know for a fact her amiibo will be among one of the most popular which is why I took the time to wait and preorder over 100 of her. I do not want her fans to be happy I hate Rosalina as a character and I will enjoy selling her for big bucks.

He's already spent $4,000 buying up Amiibos, and has $35,000 budgeted towards his cause.  Daily Dose resells the figures at exorbitant prices, making sure you have to pay, literally and figuratively, for liking a character he hates.  In addition to the characters he's already collected, Daily Dose plans to take out his rage on other Amiibos when the time comes: "Lucina(loose in ya),Palutena(Pootytanga),Robin(Throbbin) and Zero suit samus(Zero suit Slunt)."  He says, "I really hate these characters and it just crushes me Nintendo from the good days went to this s**t for character designs."

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A small town in Poland is upset about Winnie the Pooh's genitalia - or lack thereof - and they do not want him exposing himself to their kids.

Council members in Tuszyn were recently discussing potential mascots for their playground when one of them suggested the pants-less cartoon bear. Things just went downhill from there.

Here are some actual quotes from the conversation, according to "Croation Times:"

"It is half naked which is wholly inappropriate for children."

"It doesn't wear underpants because it doesn't have a sex. It's a hermaphrodite."

"This is very disturbing but can you imagine! The author was over 60 and cut his [Pooh's] testicles off with a razor blade because he had a problem with his identity."

Pooh be like:

Passenger Shaming is a collection of images submitted by annoyed travelers around the globe chronicling the weirdest and grossest things people do while flying. Clearly we need to enact Sky Law on all these people. Here's our favorites:

Hat tip via Uproxx.

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