WTF of the Day: Polish Town Debates Winnie the Pooh’s ‘Dubious Sexuality’

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A small town in Poland is upset about Winnie the Pooh's genitalia - or lack thereof - and they do not want him exposing himself to their kids.

Council members in Tuszyn were recently discussing potential mascots for their playground when one of them suggested the pants-less cartoon bear. Things just went downhill from there.

Here are some actual quotes from the conversation, according to "Croation Times:"

"It is half naked which is wholly inappropriate for children."

"It doesn't wear underpants because it doesn't have a sex. It's a hermaphrodite."

"This is very disturbing but can you imagine! The author was over 60 and cut his [Pooh's] testicles off with a razor blade because he had a problem with his identity."

Pooh be like:

We Expect Better From You Pooh

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He Just Couldn't Handle That Pooh Anymore

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Journalism is Over, We Found the Best Headline Ever

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Does Pooh Have to Look at Me While I do This?

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They Finally Made it Official FAIL

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