Meet the Drugged-Couple Who Got "Trapped"... in an Unlocked Closet

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From Arbroath:

John Arwood, 31, and Amber Campbell, 25, claimed they were chased into the closet at Daytona State College on Sunday, Daytona Beach police said. After two days in a Marine and Environmental Science Center janitor's closet, where police found human faeces and copper scouring pads sometimes used to smoke crack, Arwood called 911 from his cell phone, police said.

A Shirtless Rabble-Rouser Got Caught in a Basketball Hoop, and it Took a Team of Cops to Get Him Down

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From what we can tell, the hoop monster in question was a part of Seattle's May Day protests. Or at the very least, he was using the day as a chance to go all Monstars on the hoop. The Seattle Police Department had a good sense of humor about it at least: