Shoplifting is One Thing, but Why'd You Have to Go and Make Poop Happen?

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Via Local 10:

A shoplifting suspect, apparently out of options after being confronted by employees, smeared poop in their faces, police said.

Marisol Toribio, 32, was arrested Tuesday by Coral Springs police.

According to court documents, Toribio was caught stealing from Macy's, so she pulled some poop out of her pants and smeared it on the faces of the loss prevention employees who confronted her.

Lighting Up in a Police Station Was Just the First Crazy Thing This Criminal Did

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It only gets worse from there. From Philly:

A security guard told him to wait on a nearby bench, and Higgs apparently thought it was the perfect chance for a smoke break.

But he wasn't packing tobacco.

When the officer Higgs so desperately wanted to see came out, he smelled the marijuana immediately and took Higgs into custody.

And then the show began.

Higgs disrobed, while still babbling, and relieved his bowels on the floor of his holding cell, Chitwood said. Then, as if struck by artistic inspiration, Higgs grabbed his own feces and "wiped it all over the walls," he said.
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