oh god why

Via: Lance Rosko
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According to the Youtube description, the chute deployed and the diver was able to make it out just fine, but that didn't stop your cheeks from tightening did it?

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Via: Vermont Teddy Bear
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That image is completely 100% real. The Vermont Teddy Bear Company, long-time sellers of adorable bear products, is selling a Christian Grey teddy bear - apparently fully licensed. The parade of sadness continues on their official tumblr, which features forced memes of the bear making terrible sexual puns:



Why, you may ask? Because #brands, yo. Hashtag brands.

Via: WorldVideo
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Black Friday has come and gone again this year, and this is the kind of madness you can expect for SWEET DEALS around the country. Luckily there haven't been any reported deaths this year. Fingers crossed it stays that way.