Either an Editor Needs a Stern Talking to, or Bon Jovi is a Real Jerk

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Either an Editor Needs a Stern Talking to, or Bon Jovi is a Real Jerk
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This is one of those situations where grammatical ambiguity is a real problem.

A Local Fox Affiliate Learns to be Very Careful With Grammar and Punctuation

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A Local Fox Affiliate Learns to be Very Careful With Grammar and Punctuation
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Maya Angelou had previously canceled a luncheon in Houston earlier in the week for health reasons, though the way this station phrases it she had seemingly decided to cancel after her own passing. Smooth move!