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Via: CBS Miami
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Brought to you fresh and fried out of Lecanto, Florida, The Citrus County Sheriff's Office arrested a woman on shoplifting and drug paraphernalia charges. She was apprehended amidst a shopping cart fueled joyride out of hell.

The woman's been identified as Josseleen Elida Lopez, 25. Lopez was held after scarfing down $32.36 worth of food and wine. She told the authorities she's homeless.

If you're going to hit rock bottom, at least eat some chicken, and wash it down with some wine right? In all seriousness we wish Lopez the best on her road to recovery. Deputies disclosed to the press that they found two empty syringes after arresting Lopez, which she claims she used to inject crystal meth.

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The idea behind these videos is that pot makes you slow, like a sloth... get it?  Unfortunately, any seriousness behind this message urging kids to stay away from drugs is lost as soon as a hilarious, giant sloth shows up and starts making weird grunting noises while knocking stuff down around them at a glacial pace. 



People on the Stoner Sloth Facebook page are questioning if this is real and Stoner Sloth responds!




The official Tumblr for Stoner Sloth is copyrighted by New South Wales Department of Premier and Cabinet and the governmental branding is also on the Stoner Sloth Facebook page so, yes, it really seems to be a real thing. 

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