A Trio of Teens Thought They Scored Some Coke, They Found Out the Wrong Way it Was Ashes

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From the Smoking Gun:

A trio of teenage burglars who stole cash, jewelry, electronics, and prescription drugs from a Missouri residence also thought they got away with a stash of c0caine they found in a wooden box, only to later discover that the powder was actually the cremated remains of the homeowner’s father, police report.

Upon determining that they were not, in fact, in possession of c0caine, the teens discarded the remains out the window of their getaway car. One of the burglars actually tasted the powder and realized it was not a controlled substance. 

Nancy Grace Gets Her Views on Marijuana Destroyed, but Just Won't Stop

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If you have the patience to sit thorugh all of Nancy Grace's tirades, you're stronger than us. 

Tl;dw: Nancy Grace takes hyperbolic anecdotes of crazy people who happen to be smoking marijuana and extrapolates that to mean anyone who has ever tries the stuff becomes some kind of rage goblin.

If You're Going to Deliver Meth by Drone, Keep it Under Six Pounds

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From NBC San Diego:

A drone carrying methamphetamine crashed in Mexico near the San Ysidro Port of Entry on Tuesday night.

The unmanned aircraft hauling more than 6 pounds of crystal meth in six packages fell from the sky into the parking lot of a supermarket in Tijuana just before 10 p.m., according to Vicente Calderon, a Tijuana-based freelance journalist for NBC 7.