Meet the Criminal Who Had the Honesty to Put Down "Drug Dealer" as His Occupation

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From NBC Miami:

A West Palm Beach, Florida, man listed his occupation on an arrest report as "drug dealer,'' police say.

Deputies say 25-year-old Robert Phillips was arrested Tuesday after he cut in front of an unmarked Palm Beach County Sheriff's car and nearly caused a crash. A records check found that Phillips was driving a stolen car.

Three Men Are Under Arrest for Stealing a Safe... With Nothing in it

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This Robber Plays Dead When His Burglary Goes Awry. Brilliant or Stupid?

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If You're Going to Deliver Meth by Drone, Keep it Under Six Pounds

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From NBC San Diego:

A drone carrying methamphetamine crashed in Mexico near the San Ysidro Port of Entry on Tuesday night.

The unmanned aircraft hauling more than 6 pounds of crystal meth in six packages fell from the sky into the parking lot of a supermarket in Tijuana just before 10 p.m., according to Vicente Calderon, a Tijuana-based freelance journalist for NBC 7. 

Pro Tip: Sober Up BEFORE Trying to Rob the Liquor Store

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You Almost Have to Admire the Guts of This Woman Being Able to Shoplift Using Her Dress

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Who is This Jerk and Why is She Stealing the Tip Jar From a Pizza Joint?

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