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Via: Lick Me I'm Delicious
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The machine allegedly uses "Ultrasonic Vaporisation" (fancy-talk for "I dunno we steam that crap or something") and comes in a range of over 200 flavors - none of which are "financial responsibility" or "a real meal." Shame about that!

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Via: Madera Police Dept.
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Can you spot the man in the photo above?

Inept car thief Jose Espinoza was running from the cops in Madera, California last weekend, when he came up with what he believed was a genius escape plan.

He spray painted himself black as a disguise. Needless to say, it didn't work, especially considering he was standing next to a white wall, as Corp. Josiah Arnold told CNN.

The Madera Police Department later posted his mugshot to Facebook, with this amazing caption: "The camouflage was ineffective."

Your move Florida Man.

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